In which Alon Mizrahi, an Israeli journalist, tells the world what the mainstream media won’t write about the ongoing war betweenUS/ Iran . The US empire is burning, the nincompoops are panicking, and the only thing moving faster than Iranian missiles is the brown stain spreading through every bunker from Washington to Tel Avi
“We are witnessing history. Iran is, to the surprise of everyone, fucking up US bases so thoroughly and extensively and so decisively that the world isn’t ready to see it.”
Alon Mizrahi said this. Not an Iranian. Not a Russian. Not a Chinese. An Israeli journalist. A peace activist. Someone who has spent his life watching the region and knows bullshit when he smells it.
Let’s break down what this man actually said. Because it’s absolutely devastating.
THE BILLION-DOLLAR BARBECUE
“In 4 days, Iran has managed to expand its scope of military domination in the region. Iran has destroyed the most precious, most expensive military bases, assets and equipment in the whole world. American bases in Bahrain and Kuwait and Qatar and Saudi Arabia are some of the biggest military installations in the entire world. These are assets that took trillions to build over the course of several decades. We’re talking a major chunk of military expenditure for over 30 years, going up in smoke.”
Let’s do the math that the Pentagon is trying very hard not to do:
Bases destroyed: 30
Years to build: Decades
Trillions spent: Yes
Current value: Smoke
Smell: Regret
The US built a network of bases across the Middle East. They called it the “Ring of Steel.” They thought it was impenetrable.
Iran turned it into the “Ring of Smoke.”
THE RADAR SITUATION: $500 MILLION PAPERWEIGHTS
“We are seeing radars costing hundreds of millions of dollars a piece being destroyed in an instant.”
The AN/FPS-132 radar in Qatar cost $1.1 billion. It could detect missiles from 5,000 kilometers away.
It can now detect approximately nothing. Because it’s approximately 4,000 pieces of very expensive scrap metal.
The radar’s last detected object was the missile that destroyed it. That’s not irony. That’s poetry.
THE PEARL HARBOR COMPARISON
“And I’m telling you from my knowledge, the US has never suffered such devastation in its entire history, except maybe Pearl Harbor but that was one attack. No enemy in a normal war has done to the US military what the Iranians are doing to the US military right now.”
Pearl Harbor was one day. One base. One attack.
This is seven days. Thirty bases. Multiple attacks. Continuous. Relentless. Unstoppable.
The US Navy hasn’t lost this many ships since World War II. The US Air Force hasn’t lost this many aircraft since Vietnam. The US Army hasn’t lost this many bases since… ever.
THE CENSORSHIP SITUATION: WHERE’S THE FOOTAGE?
“This defies belief. The military situation is so bad that censorship blocks practically every piece of new information about this war. If you’ve noticed we’re being exposed to less and less every day.”
During the first Gulf War, the US showed endless footage. Smart bombs. Night vision. Precision strikes. It was a victory lap.
Now? Nothing. Crickets. Radio silence.
Where are the videos of American planes flying over Tehran? Where are the triumphant press conferences? Where are the generals declaring “mission accomplished”?
They don’t exist. Because there’s nothing to show. Because the planes aren’t flying over Tehran. They’re hiding. The generals aren’t celebrating. They’re calculating. And the calculations are not good.
THE INVASION FANTASY
“They are suggesting to send military escorts for oil carrying vessels coming out of the Persian gulf. What are you even talking about?! You want to send American ships into the range of thousands of Iranian missiles? NO ONE can pass through the strait of Hormuz right now.”
The Strait of Hormuz is 21 miles wide at its narrowest point. That’s not a strait. That’s a shooting gallery.
Iran has thousands of missiles. They have fast boats. They have drones. They have mines. They have the home field advantage.
Sending US ships into that is not strategy. That’s suicide.
THE KURDISH FANTASY
“The Iranians have been preparing for this for decades. They’re flaunting this idea of arming Kurdish militias to invade Iran. What the FUCK are you talking about? Have you seen a map of Iran?! It seems like the Trump administration has never seen a map of Iran! Do you know how massive it is? What do you mean invade Iran?! You think a 10,000 man militia can invade Iran?! Or even 50,000?! Or 100,000?! Iran will swallow them.”
Iran is 1.6 million square kilometers. That’s bigger than Alaska, Texas, California, and Montana combined.
A 10,000-man militia is not an invasion force. It’s a delegation. It’s a tourist group with very bad timing.
The Kurds would be swallowed. They would disappear. They would become a footnote in the history of a war that was never theirs.
THE BEEF BONES
Let’s talk about what’s really being cooked here:
Beef bones: The US military industrial complex, picked clean by 70 years of endless wars. Now there’s nothing left but marrow, and Iran is sucking it dry.
THAAD systems: $2.2 billion in scrap metal. 0 for 2. Possibly 0 for 3.
US bases: 30 craters. 30 memories. 30 reasons to never build another base in the Middle East.
US ships: 3 damaged. The Abraham Lincoln is running to India. The Fifth Fleet is now the Fifth “Please Let Us Dock Somewhere” Fleet.
US soldiers: Hiding in hotels. Stranded in airports. Waiting for flights that may never come.
THE SHART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD
The bullshit has officially hit the fan. It’s splattered across every base, every ship, every bunker.
The Shart Tracker:
· THAAD systems: 0 for 2
· Patriot batteries: Empty
· US bases: 30 craters
· US ships: 3 damaged
· US credibility: Gone
· US approval rating: 30% and dropping
· Epstein mentions: 4,728 and counting
The shart is everywhere. On the walls of the Pentagon. On the floors of the Knesset. On the faces of every nincompoop who thought this war was a good idea.
THE NINCOMPOOPS IN CHARGE
Let’s review the nincompoop roster:
Trump: 4,728 Epstein mentions. 50 hidden pages. A 13-year-old accuser. Approval rating: 30% and dropping. Currently hiding in the White House, probably on the toilet.
Netanyahu: On trial for corruption in three countries. Desperately trying to stay out of jail. Desperately trying to stay relevant. Desperately failing at both.
The rest: Biden, Merz, Starmer, Macron—all vassals, all occupied, all irrelevant.
THE PAEDOPHILES’ LAST STAND
The paedophiles are cornered. The vise is tightening. The noose is closing.
They started this war to distract from the Epstein files. They thought they could bomb Iran and the world would forget about 4,728 mentions.
They were wrong. The files are still there. The 50 pages are still hidden. The 13-year-old’s testimony is still waiting.
And now the bases are burning. The ships are sinking. The soldiers are dying.
THE QURANIC TRUTH
“وَلَا تَحْسَبَنَّ اللَّهَ غَافِلًا عَمَّا يَعْمَلُ الظَّالِمُونَ” (14:42)
“And never think that Allah is unaware of what the wrongdoers do.”
The wrongdoers thought they could bomb and lie and hide forever. They thought Allah was distracted.
He was not unaware. He was counting every missile, every martyr, every empty interceptor canister.
“وَيَمْكُرُونَ وَيَمْكُرُ اللَّهُ ۖ وَاللَّهُ خَيْرُ الْمَاكِرِينَ” (8:30)
“They plan, and Allah plans. And Allah is the best of planners.”
They planned a war to distract from their crimes. Allah planned exposure.
They planned to bomb Iran into submission. Allah planned 80,000 drones and 400 new missiles every day.
THE PUNCHLINE
Mizrahi said it best: “The US and Israel have already lost this war. They have started something they have no chance of bringing to an end. When this is over the US will never come back to West Asia.”
The bases are gone.
The ships are fleeing.
The soldiers are hiding.
The nincompoops are panicking.
The paedophiles are trapped.
The truth is rising.
And 1,230 lights keep ascending—watching, waiting, witnessing.